Dead characters giving advice.


So I had a friend who asked for advice on dealing with a gentleman who can’t take “no” for an answer. One of my lovely characters, who likes to butt into other people’s conversations, passed along some advice in the following conversation:

Friend: Okay I have a problem. I have a stalker that just wont get the hint that I am not interested in him that way. I’ve tried being mean and it didn’t work. I don’t know what to do. He is really getting on my nerves. Girl I was straight to the point – blunt even – and he said “I love when you get mad. Its so cute.”

Character: can’t get mad. You have to be very seductive about it. Get nice and close and let him know in your sweetest voice that you have a thing for Lorena Bobbitt, you’ve picked up a number of tips from her, and you’d love to try them out on him. Then smile and walk away.

Don’t know if she minds taking advice from the imaginary people in my head (I am probably going to pay for that comment later) but I hope it helps someone.


About Ana'Gia Wright

Ana’Gia Wright is a firm believer that reading and writing go hand and hand. A Southerner through and through, she loves her peaches and pecans while curling up with a good book. A master of resourcefulness, her love of research leads her down paths of discovery that touch every aspect of her writing. Her love of reading ignited her passion for writing, leading her to frequently fill page after page with tales of her beloved characters’ adventures. An influence and an adversary, she loves to sprinkle facts about her beloved Georgia throughout her fictional worlds. Sneak peeks of her projects, including those by her alter ego Aziza Sphinx, are always available on her website
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